Derrick Rose can go upstairs!!!
and if a 10 ton truck…….
I got mad excited finding this at a record store, but this was 100 dollars.
I repeat, THIS was 100 dollars. Needless to say it’s still at that record store
While The Simpsons have lost their touch for comedy and pathos, they still own referential jokes from now until forever (pls don’t bring up family guy, I’ll unfollow you. No Joke)
(Source: ozu-teapot, via automatic-bazooti)
Ancient Mexican Proverb (via karinavonpeet)
I have a stare that essentially translates to this
I’m strictly texting people with these from now on
Mom’s so proud